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Nick - The Dragon Slayer

Once upon a time, and far far away lived a
Beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick. The Dragon Slayer, knew that the penalty
For his desire would be death, should he try to
Touch them.

One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to his
Colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the
King's chief doctor.

Horatio, the Physician, exclaimed that he could
Arrange for Nick, the Dragon Slayer, to satisfy
His desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins
To arrange it.

Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer,
Readily agreed to the scheme.


The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch
Of itching powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed,
The itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned
To the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio,
The Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special
Saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch,
And that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon
Slayer,
Would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio, the Physician, then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer,
The antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put
Into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked
Passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick,
The Dragon Slayer, left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer,
Found Horatio, the Physician, demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer,
Couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio, the Physician,
Could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh
Just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive
Dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer .

The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your bills

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You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

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