TASTE TESTS

A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first
graders,using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began the study and as they received a Lifesaver
candy, they responded;

"Red.............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

" Orange ......orange,"

Then the teacher gave each of them a honey flavored Lifesaver.
After eating the candy, it was obvious most of the kids were not familiar with
honey and none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said; "I'll give you all a clue; it's what your
mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit out the remains of her
Lifesaver and screeched; "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

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11-15-2006 - Behind The Green Door at Bad Porn Night
Posted: 14 Nov 2006 04:35 PM CST
Wednesday November 15th 8pm $5 Free Popcorn and napkins
Behind The Green Door

Behind the Green Door (1972) was the first hardcore pornographic movie widely released in the United States. Directed by the Mitchell brothers and starring Marilyn Chambers as Gloria Saunders, the movie depicts her abduction to a sex theater, where she is forced to perform various sexual acts in front of an audience, with characters including nuns and trapeze artists.
Prior to the movie's release, Marilyn Chambers had modelled for Procter & Gamble and Ivory Snow detergent. After the release of the movie, P&G recalled all products and advertising materials featuring her, unintentionally adding to the movie's hype. Along with Deep Throat, released later in the same year, the movie launched the "porn chic" boom and started what is now referred to as the "Golden Age of Porn". Made with a budget of $60,000, the movie ended up grossing over $25 million.
The film was made from a short story of the same title, which was circulated by means of numerous carbon copies.
BAD PORN NIGHT
Catch the classics every 3rd Wednesday of the month 8pm

You've heard about them all your life but you've never seen them. Lets fix that.

We'll have 3 hot hilarious hosts cap'in on the flick. Feel free to yell your two cents at the screen.
This is not an intellectual salon.

Free popcorn. BYOB. But please, no Paul Reubens imitations. I have to clean up after the show.
Wednesday November 15th 8pm $5 Free popcorn and napkins.
@
The Dark Room Theatre
2263 Mission st -19th st

(reposted from the Squid List)

http://laughingsquid.com/squidlist/events/index.php?com=detail&eID=8737&year=2006&month=11

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TSUNAMI IN JAPAN ???

Crescent City Docks Damaged In Tsunami Surge
Nov. 15 - Two docks were torn apart and two boats broke loose from their moorings when a tsunami surge hit the Crescent City Harbor around 3 p.m. today.

Two docks were torn apart and two boats broke loose from their moorings when a tsunami surge hit the Crescent City Harbor around 3 p.m. today.

Debbie McAndrews of Crescent City Harbor said the surge looked like a rolling river. The tsunami is believed to be the result of a powerful undersea earthquake off Japan that prompted tsunami warnings for Japan, Russia and Alaska.

Thousands of people living along northern Japan's Pacific coast fled to higher ground Wednesday after a powerful undersea earthquake with a magnitude of 8.1 prompted tsunami warnings as far away as Alaska.

The waves did not swell higher than 23 inches. Japan's meteorological agency withdrew its tsunami warning after about three hours. Tsunami warnings posted for Russia and coastal areas of Alaska also were canceled, as were tsunami watches for Hawaii, the Philippines, Taiwan, Indonesia and several Pacific islands.

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=local&id=4765943