Questionnaire from God

God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire


God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, (S)He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.


1. How did you find out about God?


__ Bible
__ Torah
__ Koran
__ Other Book
__ Television
__ Newspaper
__ Tabloid
__ Word of mouth
__ Near Death Experience
__ Burning Shrubbery
__ Divine Inspiration
__ My Mama done tol' me
__ Other (specify): _____________________________________________________________________

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Girlfriend Dumped After Valentine-Candy-Related Weight Gain

Girlfriend Dumped After Valentine-Candy-Related Weight Gain

Valentines Day Shopping

http://store.garlicdude.com/valdayspecch.html

Hmmm


Chocoholics Body Frosting 10oz

Directions for use
1. Light Candels
2. Open Jar
3. Offer Paint Brush
4. Announce Softly "Desserts on ME!"