MAY 11, Pinch your Partners Butt Day!!

5/11: MAY 11, Pinch your Partners Butt Day!!

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In accordance with a forgotten tradition set up in the days of the great depression, May 11 is “Pinch your Partners Butt Day”. It was setup in the days of the great depression to provide a means of closeness between couples in times of great strive. With all the stress that people were under back then, relationships were in peril, and thus a day was setup to remind people that a little heartfelt fun can do wonders to a relationship. So when your partner least expects it, reach around and take a good grab. You would be surprised as to the reaction that you get from your partner, along with a possible reward for the flirtation.

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Muppets Wizard of Oz is coming!

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Local airing ABC 7 on May 20th! 8pm

Crows

CROWS

Three male crows are flying over head when one spots a dove.

He swoops down, picks up the dove and takes it into the bushes. After a few minutes, the dove comes out and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!" The crows continue on. A little later the second bird sees a lark. He swoops down, picks it up and goes into the bushes. A few minutes later, the lark comes out and says, "I'm a lark and I've been sparked!" The crows continue on. A little later the third one sees a duck. He swoops down, picks it up and takes it into the bushes. After a few minutes the bird comes out, then goes back in. Then the duck comes out and says, "I'm a drake and there's been a big mistake!"

I bet you thought the duck would have said something else...



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excerpt from the Onion

Last week, the Texas House of Representatives approved a bill banning "overtly sexually suggestive" high-school cheerleading routines. What do you think?

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http://www.theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4119