Horoscope

Dear Jessica,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, May 3:

A secret admirer is preparing to reveal their feelings -- which may not be much of a surprise to you. You probably even know who they are and when they'll make the announcement. But do you have any idea what to say?

IDIOT SIGNTINGS

IDIOT SIGNTINGS

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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who
was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often. " Not a word
was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.